foreveriallyzombified:

foreveriallyzombified:

i just impulsively told the a/c repair guy he can “go nuts eating out of the pantry, i don’t care” i mean i do care if he gets too nuts with it. but he said really? and i doubled down by saying “go crazy”

he just broke for lunch, didn’t take anything from my pantry. so, what, i’m ugly? is it my stink or…?

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wordfather:

lychgate:

wordfather:

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

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